"I'm No Superman, but for you I'll be Superhuman"

My name is Ashley, I like to be funny and make up random stories. I quote movies and songs most of all the time :) I'm a big music nerd and LOVE Comic books! I can get obsessed with things easily but doesn't everyone?
Chihuahua Mariachi band! #thethingsyoufindinseattle #Chihuahua #mariachiband #ijustwanttotakethemhome

Chihuahua Mariachi band! #thethingsyoufindinseattle #Chihuahua #mariachiband #ijustwanttotakethemhome

Ninja licence! :) #naruto #Shinobi #ninjalicence

Ninja licence! :) #naruto #Shinobi #ninjalicence

How my dad cleans the house! #Likeaboss #badassmothafraker

How my dad cleans the house! #Likeaboss #badassmothafraker

My favorite part when my parents come back from Leavenworth, fresh cherries!!! :)

My favorite part when my parents come back from Leavenworth, fresh cherries!!! :)

@chelsey818 Yeah sums up wifey day pretty well! :)

@chelsey818 Yeah sums up wifey day pretty well! :)

It just feels right! #mustacheiosmylittlecurlies #mustache #7eleven #daymade

It just feels right! #mustacheiosmylittlecurlies #mustache #7eleven #daymade

Let’s get down to business to…

Let’s get down to business to…

The fireworks scared her into my bed #poordoggy #pepper #bullmastiff

The fireworks scared her into my bed #poordoggy #pepper #bullmastiff

An effective way to keep Austin from leave!
@lizzie_the_koala creepin’ in the back!
#Heisntallowedtoleaveus #dundunduuuunnnnn #wellbessisgonnahaveaninterestingtimedrivinghome #austindoesnthaveaninstagramsoimgonnahastagethisfornorealreason

An effective way to keep Austin from leave!
@lizzie_the_koala creepin’ in the back!
#Heisntallowedtoleaveus #dundunduuuunnnnn #wellbessisgonnahaveaninterestingtimedrivinghome #austindoesnthaveaninstagramsoimgonnahastagethisfornorealreason

Made a giant pancake in my rice cooker! Best idea ever! 
#Yummy #pancakes #breakfast #chocolatechippancake #bestideaever #austindoesnthaveaninstagramsoimgonnahastagethisfornorealreason #havefunreadingthat

Made a giant pancake in my rice cooker! Best idea ever!
#Yummy #pancakes #breakfast #chocolatechippancake #bestideaever #austindoesnthaveaninstagramsoimgonnahastagethisfornorealreason #havefunreadingthat